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The CDC says the best way to not get infected with the Coronavirus is to avoid being exposed to the virus
by Nathan'ette Burdine: February 11, 2020
 


The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) wants y’all to know that the best way to not get infected with the 2019 Novel Coronavirus (2019-nCoV), or the China virus as I call it, is to not put y’all selves in a position whereby y’all will get infected with the China virus.

Here’s how the CDC put it, “The best way to prevent infection is to avoid being exposed to this virus.”

That’s what the scientific minds over at the CDC said about the China virus that has made its way over here to the continental U.S. of A. where there are currently 13 known cases.

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And y’all know how that goes. Thirteen turns into thirty and thirty turns into three hundred. Be afraid, be very afraid! This virus is a stinker of a bugger, I tell ya. It has already sent more than 1,000 people down to Hades. And to top it off, there’s no way to cure this thing.

According to the CDC , there are no vaccines or specific treatments that can be used to get a person back up and going again.

All the CDC says they can do for you is recommend that folks stay away from sick people, wash your hands, cover your mouth and nose when you cough or sneeze, and wipe down areas that folks are always touching, like doorknobs and things.

If you so happen to get sick, the CDC says you should get supportive care for your coughs, running nose, and aches and pains. In other words, get some NyQuil, Advil, Vicks Vapor Rub, Witch Hazel, and a heating pad.

If things turn south, you need to check yourself into a hospital so they can keep you alive. I know there are those of you who are asking, “How do I know if I have it?” If you have aches and pains and you’re coughing and sneezing and things, go to your doctor so he or she can check you out.

It takes the virus somewhere between 2 to 14 days to show itself. So make sure you tell your doctor that you want him or her to check for that Chinese virus that is going around. And if he or she finds evidence that you have that deadly China virus, then he or she will take the necessary precautions in order to keep you on this side of life.

Oh yeah, I forgot to tell y’all that China virus is in cats, bats, cattle’s, camels, and other animals. The scientists over at the CDC said that it’s not often these animals infect humans with that China virus. But, you have to stay on your Ps and Qs if you want to stay around here. Therefore, stay away from everything and everybody who can give you that China virus.

The China virus sucks!






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